End of the Innocence

I caught a ‘Simpsons’ rerun the other night featuring Bart creating an online comic strip called ‘Angry Dad.’ The cartoon mirrors Homer’s real life anger issues and quickly became the single most popular non-pornographic website of all time, making it “the 10th trillionth overall.” While hilarious, the joke reinforces the fact that adult content is […]

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The World is a Stage

Over the last two weeks, I’ve written about both musicians’ and authors’ concerns over the increased use of artificial intelligence to create new music and literary works. They are worried about their talents being used to create new works that they are not being compensated for. Well, if authors can take any comfort in the […]

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Ghost In the Machine Writer

Last week I wrote about musicians being worried about artificial intelligence creating new music using their fabricated voices. Well, singers aren’t the only ones worried. Jane Friedman is an author who has written several books and has consulted about working in the writing and publishing industry. She recently told CNN that a customer looking for […]

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Shallow Fakes

A few weeks ago, some of us at work were discussing the lawyer who used ChatGPT to write a brief for him. Unfortunately, the artificial intelligence program cited cases it fabricated, landing the lawyer and his firm in hot water. One of my friends then said that AI is getting out of hand. He then […]

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Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls

A while back, I wrote about Taco Bell challenging Taco John’s rights to “Taco Tuesday,” the trademark it has owned for 34 years. David Olsen, the owner of a Taco John’s franchise in Minnesota, allegedly coined the term in the early 1980s as “Taco Twosday” for his promotion of two tacos for 99¢. Other franchises […]

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Ironic Ruling

My kids are very fond of reminding me that I’m old. I don’t understand their abbreviated words or the acronyms they use when texting. And I certainly don’t understand emojis. I will often send a heart emoji along with a text to my wife. Or, if my buddy, Pearl, asks if I want a ride […]

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It’s Gonna Cost You

Occasionally, I will get calls from clients indicating they’ve run into some problem with their neighbor, such as they installed a fence over their lot line. I refer them to our litigation section, and our litigators explain the steps involved in a lawsuit, such as taking depositions of the parties involved, writing the complaint, briefing […]

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Don’t Try This at Home

One of my favorite TV commercials is for an app that helps people find a financial advisor. It features a man being wheeled out of his house on a gurney who says to the EMTs, “In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have tried to remove my own appendix. What was I thinking?” The voiceover goes on […]

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No Cornea Puns in this Article

When I was in the 1st grade, I got glasses. I couldn’t see well, so I had to wear them all the time. So, they were constantly getting bent or broken on the playground or in our yard. When I started playing football, they would get wet or muddy under my helmet, so then I […]

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The Internet Ain’t Big Enough for the Two of Us

Social media is a battleground for many internet beefs. The latest bruhaha on social media involves two huge social media personalities fighting about…social media. Last week, Meta, the company that owns and operates Facebook and Instagram, unleashed Threads, an app that looks and works a lot like Twitter. It allows users to like or repost […]

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